A doctor at an insane asylum, decided to take his inmates to a baseball game.
For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the
national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up nuts!" and the inmates complied
by standing up.
After the anthem he yelled, "Down Nuts!" and they all sat. After a home run he
yelled, "Cheer nuts!" and they all broke into applause and cheers. Thinking
things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot-dog, leaving
his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in progress.
Finding his assistant, he asked what happened. The assistant replied, "Well...
everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, 'PEANUTS!'"
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