Heisenberg and Schrodinger were driving. Heisenberg was on the wheel and Schrodinger was the passenger.
A cop pulls them over and asks Heisenberg: "Do you know the speed at which you were driving?". Heisenberg replies "No, I was looking out the window, I would rather know where I am.".
The cop gets angry and goes to search the trunk. He finds a dog that had died from the heat. The cop goes and tells Schrodinger "You know, you have a dead dog in the trunk.". Schrodinger replies "You killed it, jerk! We were trying to transport it, and it was alive when we put it in there!".
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