A man is shipwrecked on an island. The man starts trying to get food, water, and all that good stuff but then he starts to get horny. He later finds this dog. He brings the dog down to the shore every night and they watch the sun go down. Every night he tries scooting closer to the dog, but the dog just growls at him. The next evening, he sees a figure emerge from the water. It's Hilary Clinton. When he meets her, and she tells him, "I'll do anything for you, I mean ANYTHING, if you just ask me." And the man says, "Oh, well can you hold that dog down for one second?"
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