A man hosted a Halloween party where the theme was emotions. The first party guest shows up all in green, the host asks what he is, "I'm green in envy" said the guest. The next party guest shows up dressed in all red, the host asks what he's supposed to be, "Well I'm red with anger." He replied. The next guest shows up to the door completely naked except for a pear ontop of his dick. The host asks what he is supposed to be and the naked man replies "I'm deep in dis-pear"
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