So, a french guy decides that he's going to have a themed masquerade party and everyone has to come dressed as an "emotion". The night of the party comes and he hears a knock at the door...
Host: Bonjour Pierre! You are all dressed in green. What emotion could you be?
Pierre: I am green with envy!
Host: Oh, very good! Welcome!
So he hears another knock at the door...
Host: Bonjour Paulette! You are all dressed in red! What emotion could you be?
Paulette: I am red with fury!
Host: Oh, very good, come on in!
15 minutes later, he hears another knock at the door...
Host: Bonjour Jacques! You are all naked with a pear on your penis! What emotion could you possibly be?
Jacques: I am fucking in despair!
Host: Oh, very good...Welcum!
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