Steve and Jeff went to a fancy dress party. The theme was "Emotions".
Jeff turns up, stark naked with his dick in a pear. Steve turns up, stark naked, his dick in a bowl of custard.
"What did you two come as?"
Jeff: "I'm deep in despair, Steve is fucking disgusted"
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