Two guys were out fishing in the ocean one day and not catching anything until one of the guys caught a strange looking fish. "Ha Ha said the other guy, we're out here to catch salmon and you come up with that ugly thing." "No wait! the other guy says, This is much better, watch this. The guy unzips his pants and puts his penis in the fishes mouth. Then he pokes the fish in the eye, the fish goes crazy wiggling and squriming and then calms down. The guy pokes the fish in the eye again and the fish wiggles and squirms again to the guy's delight. Finally the guy takes the fish off his pecker and says to his friend, "you want to try this?" His friend looks at the fish then at him and says' "well OK if you promise not to poke me in the eye."
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