A little woman called Mount Sinai Hospital....

A little woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She
said, "Mount Sinai Hospital? Hello. Darling, I'd
like to talk with the person who gives the
information about the patients. But I don't want
to know if the patient is better or doing like
expected, or worse, I want all the information
from top to bottom, from A to Z."


The voice on the other end of the line said,
"Would you hold the line, please, that's a very
unusual request."


Then a very authoritative voice came on and
said, "Are you the lady who is calling about
one of the patients?"


She said, "Yes, darling! I'd like to know the
information about Sarah Finkel, in Room 302."


He said, "Finkel. Finkel. Let me see. Feinberg,
Farber--Finkel. Oh yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing
very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her
blood pressure is fine, and if she continues
this way, her doctor is going to send her home
Tuesday at twelve o'clock."


The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful!
She's going home at twelve o'clock! I'm so happy
to hear that. That's wonderful news."


The guy on the other end said, "From your
enthusiasm, I take it you must be one of the
close family."


She said, "What close family? I'm Sarah Finkel!
My doctor don't tell me nothing!"