They get captured and dragged back to a village, where the cannibal chief then comes out and says, "You outsiders have trespassed upon my island! For this you must face: Death, or MAMBO!"
The two guys don't understand and ask, "What's mambo?"
The chief replies, "Mambo is every man in the village comes and fucks you in the ass."
So he turns to the first guy, and asks, "What do you choose!"
The guy thinks about it and says, "Well, I wanna live, so give me mambo."
So the three day long ritual begins, and they fuck him in the ass for three days straight! After the three days the first man gets released, and can barely crawl out of the village to relative safety.
The second guy had witnessed his friend's terrible experience, and when the chief comes to ask him "Death or mambo", he replies: "Well fuck that! I'd rather die!"
To which the chief replies: "Death by MAMBO!!"
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