Two guys are horny and head to a local whorehouse...

...So they start walking around the rough side of town and they finally find a run down looking place with a shady guy in front, They ask him if he knew where they can get some whores so the guy says "Why of course my name is Philippe Von Gustenberg owner of the Red Falcon Hostel" although we have been suffering from less business this year and have made some cuts to our staff I'm sure we can accommodate. So they follow him into the house to the lobby where he has all the keys to the rooms, he asks what do you guys want? Handies? BloJays? Or, The Full Deal? They look at each other and both agree they want the full deal. So he hands them two keys and says please don't turn on the lights the ladies will be waiting for you in the bed, Do your business and get out.

So they oblige, the first guy gets into the room drops his pants and starts jabbing away after about ten minutes of some uneventful sex he cums and leaves for the parking lot.

When he gets there he sees his other friend standing there all freaked out, he asks what happened and the guy just says get me out of here.

After driving for about ten minutes the guy becomes worried about STDs or something worse and begs his friend to let him know what happened.

So the guy freaks out and says I think I just fucked a witch!!!

So the guy says what do you mean?

I got in started to lick her nipples then licked her body for a bit after that I was ready to penetrate so I bit her nipple a little, when I did that she let rip a big fart and flew out the window...

They both were shocked.

At the same time Phillipe Von Gustenberg said to himself "I wonder if they noticed they were sex dolls".