There was a mountain that if you jumped off it you would get one so a guy jumped off and said I want to be a eagle so he turned into a eagle a nother guy jumped off and said I want to be a falcon so he turned into a falcon then a nother guy jumped off and said OH CRAP so he turned into crap.
signed, Cody
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