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Lockheed F-16 Fighting Falcon - $25 million dollars


Lockheed F-117 Nighthawk Stealth Bomber - $45 million dollars.


Boeing B-52 Stratofortress - $74 million dollars.


Brand new B-2 Stealth Bomber - $2.1 billion dollars.


The look on Milosevic's face when 16 one-ton bombs drop on his
head--Priceless.


There are some things that money can't buy... good thing military
superiority isn't one of them. For the rest, there's MasterCard, the
official card of the 19 member NATO alliance and those who believe that
sometimes you just need to blow up something in order to restore peace.

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