Luke and Leia are on a mission to a remote Rebel base when they receive a distress call from the Millennium Falcon. Tracing its homing beacon, they discover that the ship is stranded on a planet called Zalporin, on the other side of the galaxy.
"I've heard of this world," Leia says, gravely concerned. "It's an inhospitable, barren hunk of rock. We must hurry!" But even at top speed, it takes their X-Wing over a week to reach Zalporin. They follow the Falcon's signal to an isolated spot on the Northern Hemisphere.
When they land, they find Han sitting in front of a campfire, eating. But instead of being happy to see them, he barely acknowledges their presence. "Han, are you alright?" asks Leia. "We thought you'd starved to death! Did you catch an animal? What is the meat like?" Han looks up at them with tears in his eyes and says, "It's Chewy!"
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