One of the trees looks down and sees a sapling growing between them. The tree says to the other, "is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch"? Unsure of the answer, the other tree beckons a woodpecker to investigate. The bird flies down to the sapling, takes a little taste and returns to the two great trees. "Gentleman", he said, "that is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the finest piece of ash I've ever had my pecker in"!
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