Two Irish men are out fishing. ..

And having a great time, catching lots of fish.

"Patty, this place is great. We should come back tomorrow. Lets paint an 'X' on the bottom of the boat so we can find the same spot".

"Don't be silly, Shamus. What if we don't get the same boat..."

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