Traveling Salesman


A traveling salesman, in the middle of his 2 week stint on the road, walks into a WhoreHouse. The salesman whips out $300.00 and hands it to the Madam of the house. "Give me the WORST lay you have here." he says.


The Madam, looking confused, says "But sir, for this kind of money, you can have one of my very BEST girls."


The salesman, not to be discouraged, says, "Please, I just want the WORST piece of ass in the house."


The Madam, now getting a bit upset replies "Sir, for $300.00, you could get the best lay of your life."


Sheepishly the salesman says, "I don' want the best lay of my life, I'm not horny, I'm HOMESICK!"

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