The bouncer was blind and let people in by feeling their heads.
Three friends wanted in but weren't bald. 1st guy had big cheeks so he tilted his head and the bouncer felt his cheeks and let him in, thinking it was his head. 2nd guy did the same and got in.
The last guy didn't have the cheeks so he had to come up with another way. He raised up his ass to the bouncer. Upon feeling it, the bouncer said "One at a time!" and then proceeded to forcefully separate the two "heads".
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