...when they come upon a homeless man passed out on a park bench with his ass hanging out. They each decide to have a go with him while he hs sleeping and leave a $20 bill in the homeless man's pocket.
In the morning, the homeless man wakes up to find the $20 bill and goes to to liquor store and buys the biggest bottle of cheap booze he sees, drinks the whole thing and proceeds to pass out again.
That night, the two joggers from the night before bring two of their friends. They all proceed to have themselves a time and leave the homeless guy $40 in his pocket.
The next morning, the homeless man wakes up to find the $40 and goes to the liquor store and buys two bottles of the cheapest booze available. That night, the joggers brings 6 more of their friends and they all screw the shit out of the passed out homeless man and leave him $100.
The following morning the homeless man wakes up and goes to the store clerk and asks for the most expensive booze he has.
The clerk asks, "You're always buying the cheap stuff, why the change?"
The homeless man replies, "That cheap stuff makes my ass hurt like hell in the morning"
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