Two guys are hitchhiking down the highway. At the same time an older couple is driving on the same road. The man has diarrhea something fierce. Every few miles he has his wife pull into a service station. Finally she gets tired of this and tells him “I’m not stopping. If you have to go that bad, hang your ass out the window and go”.
So the man does this as they’re passing the hitchhikers, one of which get’s the full load on him. “Damned snooze chewers!!!” he yells.
But his partner says “Yeah, but did you see the JAWS on that sumbitch”.
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