Hunchback Joke

A man stops at a roadside diner and sits down at the counter.

The waitress walks up with her pad, and he asks, "how much for a cheeseburger?"

"Twenty dollars", she replies.

"How about fries?" He asks her

"Eight dollars", she tells him.

"And a soda?"

"Five bucks."

"Hey, you're cute", he tells her. "If I stick around til you get off work, would you like to go out for a drink?"

She lights up at his request. "I'd love to!" She gushes. "I don't get many dates. Most guys can't get past the fact that I'm a hunchback."

"Oh", he replies. "As high as everything is here, I just assumed that was your ass."

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.