A man stops at a roadside diner and sits down at the counter.
The waitress walks up with her pad, and he asks, "how much for a cheeseburger?"
"Twenty dollars", she replies.
"How about fries?" He asks her
"Eight dollars", she tells him.
"And a soda?"
"Five bucks."
"Hey, you're cute", he tells her. "If I stick around til you get off work, would you like to go out for a drink?"
She lights up at his request. "I'd love to!" She gushes. "I don't get many dates. Most guys can't get past the fact that I'm a hunchback."
"Oh", he replies. "As high as everything is here, I just assumed that was your ass."
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