Two brothers, 7 and 5, decide one evening that they are getting older, and it's time they learned to swear. The older brother says that he will work on "Damn" and the younger brother agrees to refine his usage of "Ass".
The next morning, the brothers come down the stairs and their mother asks them what they'll have for breakfast. The older brother pipes up "I'll have some of those damn Cheerios!"
The mother gasps, spanks the boy, drags him to the bathroom to wash his mouth out with soap, and takes him up to his room for timeout. She comes back downstairs and asks the younger brother "Okay, what will you have for breakfast?"
The younger brother shrugs and says "I don't know, but you can bet your ass I don't want any of those Cheerios!"
Joke credit: My Grandma
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