A man and his dog

Are out for a walk in the fields near a farm where a train track is nearby. The dog sniffs out a donkey that got hit by a train while he was chasing a hen. The donkey and the hen were killed and lay there rotting in the summer sun.

The man and the dog start on the path home when the dog realizes he is pretty hungry so he separates for a bit and heads to the donkey's body ready for a nice meaty meal. He gets to the tracks and salivates at the smell of the fresh meat when suddenly a train comes out of nowhere and kills the dog.

The moral of the story is "never leave your best friend for a hot chick with a big ass"

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