In an attempt to get to class on time the two young boys cut through farmer Johnson's field. The boys try to jump the barbed wire fence between the field and the school. One of the boys clears the fence but the other boy, Timmy gets caught on the barbed wire fence by his asshole. The other boy rushed to class to find help. He barges into his classroom and screams, "TEACHER, TEACHER, TIMMY GOT HISELF STUCK ON FARMER JOHNSON'S BARBED WIRE FENCE HANGING BY HIS ASSHOLE!" The teacher replies fluster, "Now now say rectum!" The boy responds, "Wrecked him? Teach it nearly killed him!"
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