... John volunteers first and says, "One time I was picking eggs from the hen house and stuffed them all up into one basket. When I was walking back inside I tripped and almost half the eggs fell out and broke. The moral of the story is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."
"Good", said the teacher. She then asked if anyone had any similar stories. Sam said, "I do. One time I was working outside and saw that the coop had 4 eggs in it and two weeks later there were only 2 baby chicks. The moral of the story is: don't count your chickens before they hatch"
"Yes, very good Sam. Does anyone else have a story they think has a moral lesson?"
Leroy raised his hand and said, "Yes ma'am, I think I might." Although hesitant, the teacher let Leroy tell his story.
"My Uncle Mike was in Vietnam when his plane was shot by a ground to air missile. My uncle grabbed a machine gun, a handgun, a buck knife, a six pack of beer and parachute and jumped out. On his way down he chugged the six pack and was immediately under enemy fire. He killed 16 enemies with his machine gun, 7 with his hand gun and then 11 with his knife."
Leroy stopped and looked at his teacher who looked back at him very confused. She asked, "Ok Leroy what's the moral of your story?"
"It's easy," Leroy said. "Don't Fuck with my Uncle Mike when he's been drinking."
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