Teacher: Why were you absent for last 2 days?
Johnny: I have just one pair of underwear, both of it had to be washed day before yesterday. Can't come to school without wearing one.
Teacher: Even if I believe that, why were you absent yesterday?
Johnny: While passing by your house yesterday saw 2 panties of yours left to dry outside, thought you wouldn't be at school either.
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