A man comes back from his honeymoon and is telling his friend about it, the friend asks "Where did you go on your honeymoon?" He replies "Lake Watahaxie". His friend says "but that's a fishing resort". he replies "Yep, I love to fish". His friend says "But it was your honeymoon, you're supposed to have lots of sex on your honeymoon." He tells his friend "Can't do that, she's got 6 different STDs...Can't have no sex". his friend replies "Well, there's always oral sex, did you do that?" To which he says "Nope, she's got real bad teeth, all jagged and sharp...Can't have oral sex." His friend winces then asks "Okay, what about anal sex, would she let you do that?" He replies "Nope, she's got huge hemorrhoids, just terrible...Can't have anal sex." His friend pauses for a few moments then finally says "We've been friends a long time, and I don't want to offend you, but I've gotta ask why you married a woman with so many problems?" He says "Well, she's got worms too, and I LOVE to fish."
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