An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist to fill his prescription for Viagra. How many do you want? asked the pharmacist. The man replied, Just a few, maybe half a dozen. I cut each one into four pieces. Upon hearing that, the pharmacist said, That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex. The old fellow said, Oh, I'm past ninety years old and I don't even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out enough so I don't pee on my shoes.
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