Wisdom

An old man is recounting his love life to a younger gentleman in a bar, "

Well when I hit puberty I wanted a girlfriend, and when I found one we lost our virginity together and had sex 5 times a day. But there was nothing deep or meaningful to our relationship, so I moved on..

When I graduated Highschool and went to College I decided I wanted a passionate girl. She rooted deep into our relationship and we explored our emotions for many nights and weeks, but it became too over bearing, and she became too clingy and cried over many things, so I moved on..

Later in my 20's I decided I needed stability, a woman who could take care of me. I married her and our life soon became routine, and highly predictable. I was bored and missed having excitement in my life, so I filed for divorce and moved on..

In my 30's I wanted a woman who could light up my youth again and have some fun. I found a girl who was the best lay I've ever had, we went to parties every other day and traveled most of the continent, and she spent every dollar I had saved and racked up several credit cards in the process. So, penniless, I moved on..

Into my 40's I wanted a woman who was smart and an intellectual, and found her and married her for her powerful mind. She and I built a life together and acquired great wealth with her quick wit and clever ideas, so clever she had put everything under her name and divorced me years later. So, I moved on..

Now in my 50's and much wiser, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.