his friend says what the hell happened to your head? The man says he found a mermaid who agreed to grant him three wishes. With his first wish he asked for a billion dollars and the mermaid granted this wish. With his second wish he asked to live a healthy a fulfilling life and the mermaid got him into the best shape of his life. His friend asks what about the third wish? The man replies, well this mermaid was really good looking so I asked her to have sex with me for my third wish. The problem was that mermaids don't have vaginas, so I asked her for a little head.
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