2 friends are out drinkin'.
One buddy says to the other, "Let's play twenty questions!"
"What's that?"
"You've never played twenty questions?"
"Nope."
"Okay. It's easy. Think of a person, place, or thing...then I'm gonna try to guess what it is asking twenty yes or no questions. Got it?"
"Got it."
"Okay. Have you thought of something?"
"Yup." (First thing that pops in his head is a donkey dick)
"Okay...here we go. First question. Is it edible?"
The friend kind of laughs and says, "umm, I guess technically yes."
"Okay okay. Hmmmm...is it a donkey dick?"
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