A guy walks into a bar carrying a bucket.
Bartender ask's "what's in the bucket"?
Guy say " it's my octopus and he plays musical instruments ".
Bartender says " bullshit "
Guys says " I bet you free drinks, he will play whatever you got "
Bartender says " fine, here is a harmonica "
Octopus looks at it, intrigued, then begins to play some blues.
Bartender " Whoa shit, free drinks "
Guy comes back next week, same thing.
Bartender gives the octopus a saxophone.
Octopus again looks at it, then wow, plays some jazz.
free drinks again.
Next week
Bartender says " I got you this time "
Bartender hands the octopus Bag pipes.
Octopus looks at it, squeezes it, but it just wont make a tune.
Bartender says " Hah, told ya "
Guy says " Hold on, Hold on. Once he figures out he cant fuck it, hell play it".
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