A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, I'll have a brandy......................................................................................................... ........................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................................ ............................................................................................................................ ............................................................................................................................ ............................................................................................................................ ............................................................................................................................ ............................................................................................................................ ............................................................................................................................ .......... and coke. The bartender asks, What's with the big pause? The bear responds, I dunno... I've always had them.
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