Me and my brother was high as fuck on shrooms. We had a baby sitter with us and during the night we noticed that there were no stars in the sky. Upon realizing this I asked "where'd they go?" without skipping a beat the sitter responded. "Chicago ate them."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.