Timmy was a 14 year old boy. His neighbor, a naive and very sheltered 18 year old, would often come over to watch him when his parents worked the night shift.
Timmy's parents were poor, and he only had one bed that he and the babysitter had to share. He didn't have a lot of stuff, so the two would often get bored. One night, as they lay in bed bored, the baby sitter said she wished she had something to play with. Timmy, being the horny 14 year old that he was, pointed down to his "snake" and told the baby sitter she could play with it.
The babysitter, who had never seen a dick before, was amazed at how it reacted to touch. For a few nights the baby sitter would play with Timmy's "snake" as he dozed off and went to bed.
One night, Timmy woke up screaming and in incredible pain. He looked down to see his babysitter with blood dripping out of her mouth. "What did you do?!" Timmy screamed.
She replied, "Well, the snake spit at me so I bit his head off."
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