A freshman in high school named Johnny Digdeeper was always sheltered by his parents. He always had to ask permission to do anything, was never allowed to play outside alone, and wasn't even allowed to stay home by himself. One night Johnny's parents were going to an adult only wedding, so naturally, they got a baby sitter for Johnny. The baby sitter was a junior in high school that lived down the road. What these parents didn't know was that this baby sitter was an extremely... *easy* going girl. She also happened to be Johnny's biggest crush. So when she came over and his parents finally left, he began to try to charm her. After a night full of smooth talking, Johnny finally got the baby sitter's pants off. He was right in the middle of becoming a man, when his mother bursts through the door an hour before originally stated. In a state of horror and rage, the mother yells, "JOHNNY DIGDEEPER!"
Johnny replies, "I'M TRYING! I'M TRYING!"
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