And he says to the pimp "I want to have sex with the prostitute that has the most STDs." The pimp says "Why on earth do you want STDs, kid?" The little boy answers "Well, I'm gonna have sex with this prostitute and get STDs, then I'm gonna go home and have sex with the baby sitter and give her STDs and then she's gonna put me to bed. My dads gonna come home and she's gonna have sex with my dad and give him STDs. She's gonna leave and when my mom comes home my dad's gonna have sex with my mom and give her STDs. And tomorrow when the mail man comes my moms gonna have sex with him and give him STDs and THAT'S the mother fucker that stepped on my FROG!"
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