This kid walks into a whorehouse dragging a dead frog on a string behind him.... The kid walks up to The Madame and says that he wants a girl.
The Madame says to the kid "Sorry... You are too young."
The Kid Promptly puts a $100 bill on the counter and the Madame says "One Girl Coming right up..."
As the Madame starts walking away the kid says "Hold on a minute... I need a girl with active Herpes."
The Madame says "Sorry Kid... All my girls are clean."
The kid promptly places another $100 bill on the table and the Madame says "One Dirty Lady Coming right up!!!"
The Kid goes upstairs... Fucks the girl and when he comes back down the Madame can't help but ask... "Why did you want a girl with Active herpes?"
The kid replied, "You see... It goes like this... I went up, fucked that girl and got the Herpes... I'll go home and my baby sitter will be there and I'll fuck my baby sitter and she'll get the herpes. Then my dad will come home and take the baby sitter home and fuck the baby sitter and he'll get the herpes. Then he'll come home and fuck my mum and SHE'LL get the herpes. Tomorrow morning my dad will go to work at 8 am. At nine the Milkman comes .... and HE'S the bastard that killed my frog!!!!!"
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