There is this lady who is pregnant with triplets.
The first baby tells the other two, "When I get out of here I'm gonna be an electrician because it's to damn dark up in here."
The second baby says, "When I get out of here I'm going to be a doctor, because this cord is bugging the hell out of me."
The third baby says, "When I get out of here I'm going to be a hunter, because if that damn snake comes up here one more time, I'm gonna cut it's fucking head off."
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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