About 10 days after getting back his junk swells up and turns green, purple, and red. He immediately goes to the ER. A doctor examines him and tells him he needs to amputate. He decided there's no way that's happening. He figured if he contacted this disease in Asia he'll go to an Asian doctor.
"Doc, the American doctor at the ER said I have to amputate." Asian doctor looks at him and says "You don't need to amputate. It fall off three days."
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