"Hey Doc, I am really concerned. I am together with this beautiful 21 year old, and to satisfy her in bed I have to take my Viagra pills. You'd ought to think that I am no longer capable of breeding given my age, but somehow my girlfriend just got pregnant. How can that be?".
"Let me tell you a little story." the doctor said.
"Once upon a time there was a hunter who was going out hunting. In a hurry he managed to grab his umbrella instead of his rifle. When he found his prey, a deer, he took the shot just as he realised he had brought his umbrella instead. Still, the deer fell and died. How could that be?" The doctor asked.
"Well, it's obvious. Someone else took the shot!" The man explained.
"My point exactly".
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