As he sits in his office, his conscience says to him, "John, what you did was a terrible thing."
He thinks back to himself, "Oh, so what?! I'm not the first doctor to sleep with my patient and I won't be the last."
Conscience: "John, you violated your oath and your patient's trust."
John: "Well, I'm a man and a man has needs!"
Conscience: "John, the patient was asleep! You raped her!"
John: "She'll never even know!"
Conscience: "John....you're a fucking veterinarian."
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