t was 3rd grade show and tell in Ms.Johnson's class and she was going around asking all of the children what their fathers do for a living. Ms.Johnson walks up to the first kid and asks "What does your dad do for a living, Johnny?" to which he responds "He's a firefighter.”
"Very good, Johnny. What about you, Sally what does your father do?”
Sally perks up and says "My daddy is a doctor and saves a lot of lives!”
"That's great, Sally. Derrick, I see you over there. What does your dad do?" Derrick slowly lifts his head and he looks very sad.
"My dad passed away, Ms. Johnson." Feeling terrible Ms.Johnson asks "Oh I'm sorry. What did he do before he died?”
Derrick now on the verge of tears responds "He turned purple and shit on the rug.”
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