So , two farmwives were going home together after a good days work on the fields.
As nightfall was close nature called, so they went in a nearby cemetery , did their thing and having nothing to wipe with, they grabbed some flower ribbons from the graves. After that they continued their walk home.
Next day , their husbands John and Mike , met at the local bar and started chatting about their wives:
John: You won't believe what happened last night. My wife arrived home and she had a white ribbon stuck to her shoe.
Mike: Oh yeah ? I found mine with a ribbon up her ass . On the ribbon was written " You will be missed ! Sincerely, all the guys from J&H Factory"
P.S. sorry for my english, also new to reddit posting :D
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