If u line up in a single straight line the molecules contained in one teaspoon of water they will be 30 billion miles long, wich is about 10 times the lenght of the solar system, and you know what this means?
If u line up in a single straight line the molecules contained in one teaspoon of water they will be 30 billion miles long, wich is about 10 times the lenght of the solar system, and you know what this means?
That yo mama so fat that her ass is larger than our galaxy.
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