God asks, "why are you three here so early? You all still have many more years to come." The first man says, "I'll tell my story first. So I was driving to work when I had this sudden feeling out of nowhere that my wife was cheating on me! So I turned my car around and rushed home. I slammed the door open to my apartment to find my wife naked under the covers of our bed but no man in sight. She was startled that I was home early and tried to convince me that there was noone else here. But I knew there definately was a man here cheating with my wife. So i searched and searched and searched but there was noone to be found. I got so angry that a hurled my fridge out the window and had a massive heart attack and mustve died." The second man says, "WHAT!? I was walking down the street when some big ass fucking fridge falls on me out of nowhere!" God says, "alright. And you my son tell. E what happened." The third man hesitated then finally said, "i was hidimng in a fridge then i got thrown out a window.
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