3 Men kneel before God at the gates of Heaven

God asks, "why are you three here so early? You all still have many more years to come." The first man says, "I'll tell my story first. So I was driving to work when I had this sudden feeling out of nowhere that my wife was cheating on me! So I turned my car around and rushed home. I slammed the door open to my apartment to find my wife naked under the covers of our bed but no man in sight. She was startled that I was home early and tried to convince me that there was noone else here. But I knew there definately was a man here cheating with my wife. So i searched and searched and searched but there was noone to be found. I got so angry that a hurled my fridge out the window and had a massive heart attack and mustve died." The second man says, "WHAT!? I was walking down the street when some big ass fucking fridge falls on me out of nowhere!" God says, "alright. And you my son tell. E what happened." The third man hesitated then finally said, "i was hidimng in a fridge then i got thrown out a window.

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