Little Johhny is playing with his train set while his mother is dusting in the other room. As Johnny brings the train to a halt his mother hears him say, "This is the last stop all you assholes and all you bastards who need to exit better do so now, and all you assholes who are bording need to hurry the fuck up".
The mother is startled by Johnny's language and immediately rushes in the room to scold him. "You know better than to use that filthy language! I don't believe how dirty your mouth is. You get up from there right now and march yourself into your room for 2 hours until you learn how a child is supposed to speak whether playing or not"!!
2 hours later Little Johnny returns to his trains. "Greetings from Amtrak to all passengers" he says. "This is line 205 with a destination of NY city. Would all passengers with destinations of Detroit, Pittsburgh, and Altona please board the train now and also.....don't forget to watch your step".
His mother smiles as she washes dishes in the kitchen. Johnny continues, "And if any passenger wants to know why the fuck we are 2 hours late.....ask the bitch in the kitchen".
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