Miss Campbell starts the class by drawing a large cucumber on the blackboard. The whole class starts laughing. Miss Campbell blushes and questions Little Johnny:
'What do you think I drew on the blackboard?'
'A dick!' exclaims Little Johnny.
Miss Campbell is taken aback and runs to the headmaster to complain about the disorder and the misbehaviour of the class. The headmaster arrives promptly and shouts:
'Children, wherever do you think you are?! What's all this? And who drew a dick on the blackboard?!'
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