Little Johnny is in the bathroom talking to his Mum while she has a shower.
He points between her legs at her shaven twat and says, "what's that Mummy"
"Oh, that's where Daddy hit me with an Axe" she says.
and Little Johnny says "Wow, good shot, right in the cunt"
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