Over 30 arrests have been made in a $50M diamond heist, but the real treasure will always be their friendship.
Justin Bieber was attacked Sunday night in Dubai, another sign that Dubai is lightyears ahead of us as a society.
A 105 year old woman thanked bacon for her longevity, while thousands of pigs didn't.
Taylor Swift has moved into a Rhode Island mansion worth $17.75M, so expect lots of new songs about breaking up with fishermen.
An Arizona man's runny nose was actually his brain fluid leaking out. The brain functioning didn't seem to be effected, but it's hard to tell in Arizona.
The singer for a Christian metal band was arrested for hiring a hitman to kill his wife, which is the most metal way to avoid divorce.
Florida model/teacher Olivia Sprauer has been let go of her teaching job, but her modeling job gave her a sexy new teacher's outfit.
Three people broke into a highly secured nuclear facility, one of whom was an 83 year old nun. Or was she????!??!??
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