The Assignment

Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his dad for help on his homework. "Sure I'll help you Johnny what's the assignment?"


"The teacher says that we need to have a good understanding of the U.S. government by class time tomorrow."


"Oh, well here just look at it like this: your mother can represent the government, I'll be Congress, the maid can be the working class, you can be the people, and your little baby brother will be the future."


Johnny remains confused even with his fathers great analogy, and his father suggests that he sleep on it. So that night Johnny hears his little brother crying and discovers that he needs to be changed. So he goes into his mother's room and finds her sleeping. Then he goes to the maids room, looks through the key hole and see's his dad fucking the maid.


Out of ideas Johnny merely goes back to bed. And when his father asks him if he understands the government yet he says, "Yes."


"Lets hear it," says his father.


"Well," says Johnny, "Congress is fucking the working class while the government remains sleeping, the people are being ignored and the futures full of shit."